Had I known this was the secret to becoming POTUS, I’d have opposed Bush in 2004:
(seen on a message board)
“So the key to becoming President of the United States is to be a BLACK man? Anybody who claims that Barack Obama is just going to win the Presidency because he has the ADVANTAGE of being black is either crazy, a liar, or has not actually lived in the United States of America…”
President! Some days I can scarcely get a taxi to stop for me.